These are just plain opinions; they can be rejected, refuted, argued against or accepted. These words are not meant to impose my ideals upon anybody , and they are not going against the law of the diversity of thoughts~~

Thursday, 19 January 2012


                                Academic freedom is the belief that the freedom of inquiry by students and faculty members is essential to the mission of the academy, and that scholars should have freedom to teach or communicate ideas or facts (including those that are inconvenient to external political groups or to authorities) without being targeted for repression, job loss, or imprisonment.

Enough said.

                 To voice out whatever one thinks right, without fear. This is the right that is considered most democratic, the freedom sought for.

              We had had enough talks about freedom. We had discussions, we had demonstrations, pickets, rallies for freedom all around the world. People wants freedom, most likely more than anything. Freedom of speech, freedom of work, freedom of almost everything. And also freedom to walk around people ,naked, freedom to do sins , and freedom of every law implied. We ain't no free world, are we?

           History told us that nations broke into wars, for freedom. Wars are devastating, full of bloodlust, and a war is expensive.  Thus, freedom costs life, numerous lives, money and time. See? Freedom itself is not free. Expect less of it.

               Academic freedom is not the same. A war is an unlikely option for the fighters of academic freedom.  Academic freedom is  for academicians, students, professors and teachers. Stupid people are not given this academic freedom, because they are not intellectuals, instead,  they are given freedom of stupidity . Hah, whatever.

          Sorry for such nonsense, this is my academic freedom to express whatever I want . People of the past centuries had been fighting for the same thing; for academic freedom. The authority in European countries; the churches exerted a significant limiting influence upon academic curricula and research, until the end of the 19th century. Any ideas or theories by academicians that contradict the authority will be censored or banned, rejected or just accepted, partially. Remember Galileo Galilei? His theory about heliocentrism contradicts the religious authority, and he was put into house arrest  until the end of his life.

                  Europeans went past their monstrous prime, and emerged as a centre of education and academic freedom of the world. The intellectuals can say anything or critic anyone without fear, they can write books without being banned, they can implant an ideology in the students' brains, the only thing they can't do is to order the students to kill a politician, although that is somehow plausible. It seems that the developed countries managed to hold to the principles of academic freedom, while our country is still stuck in the 19th century.
Prof. Aziz Bari

            The question about academic freedom is; what are we gonna do with it , once the freedom is acquired? This sounds rather silly , but it is something we need to think of. The Egyptians once thought that once the President, Anwar Sadat went down in 1981, things will be better with the iconic Hosni Mubarak. They hoped of changes in bureaucracy, a better lifestyle, and yes, freedom, but they were wrong.  They had to fight to overthrow Hosni Mubarak in later years, who cheated them on the promises of freedom. And now , they are still deciding on what to do with the freedom they acquired, still in process.  We need to know how to handle this freedom, because one does not simply lay in front  of a university's  gate at 2 a.m. without knowing how to handle freedom they fought for. One does not simply go to rallies, get beaten to the death, without a basis of what they are fighting for.

              Will the freedom gives way for lecturers to endorse false ideologies and plant a rebellious stand among students? Will this freedom allow people to justify sins they do, like in the case of Seksualiti Merdeka? Freedom, freedom. I am a pessimist, I have the rights to be pessimistic.

            We need to be careful, because unpleasant things do happen. We need to think of the unthinkables . When the Western people set their people free, men and women misused the concept of freedom. It was supposed to be the freedom to speak of what is right, but today, it is merely speaking of things they want. 50 years ago, they were speaking against racism and about religious rights, but now they are talking about same-sex marriages and adultery . Freedom of speech is supposed to be freedom to speak something right; the truth, but people went wild. They think that they are free to do whatever sin they wanna do. They are not free. Freedom has its limits, it is expensive and difficult.
nothing to do with freedom

            To the government, giving academic freedom is dangerous. It is like giving freedom to a lion caged in a zoo. The zoo kept the lions since they were cubs; the zoo loves the lions, but still, they are dangerous. The lions however have the rights to roam free and rule the jungles, and the zoo is obligated to free them. It is their right to be free, isn't it? Let's say that the zookeepers felt very guilty of imprisoning the lions, they decided to free them. Free them, at the zoo, open their cages in public to demonstrate freedom. That allows the lions to roam the zoo freely and probably the city next to it. The lions will harm the people. Perhaps, the lions will kill the zookeepers first , than feast on the citizens. Thanks to the genius zookeepers for the unlimited freedom. Things might be different though, if the lions released were fed with Whiskas and Friskies. To avoid the unwanted damage, the zoo must release the lions at the jungle; their rightful place. They can have their freedom, but at the rightful place.

           This comparison is not fair , as academicians are not lions, they are not wild in nature. Academicians speak of the truth, and because of that , we should give them freedom. But, are they really truthful?
                 We need freedom because we are humans ,we have our rights and ideas, but we still need restrictions , because we are still greedy animals with a habit of self-destruction. We do not need AUKU, but at the same time we do not want the justification of sins and lies.
             Freedom itself has its limits. Expect less of it.


Friday, 6 January 2012

This is absolutely clean. Please.

                      When you have diarrhea, your whole life orientation shifts. Either you are a student, or an employee, or just a simple human, the directions of your life on that particular diarrhea day changes. You can't study much, you can't even play games, even Facebook turns out to be disgusting. Your direction on that day is towards the toilet . The Toilet, remember. The continuous flow of shit from you is ,well, endless, and that will make you suffer and beg for sympathy. You need to go to the Toilet every ten minutes, if not less, because you are enslaved by the Toilet. You are lucky if you are at a decent house, or an hostel, because having diarrhea in public locations is most inconvenient. You might consider wearing adult diapers if you are in places which restrict the usage of water, yeah.    


                  Clearly, having a diarrhea is so not very good. You might get dehydrated, emaciated, and perhaps die in the next few days. Lucky you, because you can die, because the suffering can end peacefully. But to those who does not die, they continue being slaves to the toilet; forever.

                      Dear people, the paragraph above is nothing disgusting. That is something that happens to every single person on this planet, so there's nothing to be said "eww" to. Yeah, it's kinda disturbing, but there's something much, much worse.

                   Did you know that diarrhea does not affect human beings alone? Yes. Besides animals and human beings, diarrhea can affect non-living things! Seriously. I just discovered this fact minutes ago, good gracious. Diarrhea affects non-living things. Wanna know what ? It's  the media.

                More specifically, the government-controlled media. The media in our country got diarrhea, for years, and they had been suffering from it. The media suffered a diarrhea so severe, they never stop giving shit to people since the news started operating. How miraculous.

              The national press had lost its credibility because of the endless slanders and lies they make, that is the shit being meant. I'm sorry people, for the language, but that is most suitable.

               One nice thing about people having diarrhea is that the sickness affects no one else. He is the only man being enslaved to the toilet, others doesn't have to suffer. He endures the uneasiness, the discomfort, the smell, and the rumbling sounds , alone.  But the national television , the press, and their so-called internet army throw their poop to the people. Those who successfully smelled the thrown thing will believe whatever the media told them, no matter how ridiculous. The bright people, and those who know will cover their noses and run  away from the poop rain. Well, who wants those stinky stuff, eh? However , some innocent people got hit by the shits being thrown. Enemies of the government, weak and poor, being targeted by the media, their dignity robbed off, their good names smeared. This sickness of the media shall stop, because it is wrong, and we Malaysians can no longer survive this. Seriously.

                       This diarrhea is  pandemic, as the media grow larger by coverage, the more shit they produce.  They slandered a decent man, and destroyed his life. Since the 90's , they had told Malaysians that Anwar Ibrahim is an homosexual, as if they were better judges than the courts. The cases was enormously publicized, they produced so much ridiculous evidence, that we can always perceive as regular shit they make. Not enough with jail, they stepped up their efforts by showing porn movies in the bulletin and the press, showing to every single person on earth, how evil Anwar is. We are not that stupid, seriously, we are no aborigines of the deep jungles, we have the internet. Run away from the poop shower, people.

                          When a decent student  lowered the beloved Prime Minister's flag in a picket, the media pop into action. Their terrible internet army started producing shit, slanders and stories on Adam Adli , the student who asked for his rights. They showed a picture in a blog, showing that Adam Adli is a horrible , perverted gay! Can you see how serious this shit is? We are lucky that Malaysians still have their souls and didn't fall to the shit right away.

                    Their last act of shittiness raged many kind-hearted , innocent people. This is totally unforgivable. We can never forgive you for this, never. Ustaz Azhar Idrus was targeted for their next shit, they made stories about his origin, gossips of his wrongdoings with women. Dear people, this man is a revolutionary preacher, he is perhaps better than Amr Khaled of Egypt. The words he delivered change people's live to better standards, people turn into better muslims for the dakwah he brought. The society had idolized actors, singers and drug addicts for too long, they miss someone who can bring back the light to the nation. Kindly remove the slanders, there are limits for the amount of shit produced. Our capacity reached maximum.

                       During Bersih rally, they told people about molotov cocktails, rebellious riots, bombs, communism, every shit possible. And now, the 901 rally, as they said, will have a show about petrol bombs. How interesting.

Open your minds people, open it wide.

          I have only one single question; what is wrong with these kind people, that the media have to slander    them continuously? The tongue, the ultimate tongue, the national tongue will be questioned during Akhirat about they lies they made, and you know what? We can't wait for the moment to come.

             I have another fact that you should know; diarrhea is curable, it is not like AIDS or some STDs. You can take acidophillus or bacid pills, and insyaallah the sickness will recede. Or you can just depend on your immune system, the sickness will be somehow cured. How about the prestigious media? Can the continuous flow of shit stop?

             Sure. I'm completely sure. Once the shareholders, the editors and writers of the press company have taqwa in their hearts, things will be far better than expected. One who fears Allah does not slander people ,and absolutely no nonsense will be produced. I can guarantee thee, so believe me.

"O you who have believed, if there comes to you a disobedient one with information, investigate, lest you harm a people out of ignorance and become, over what you have done, regretful."(Al- Hujurat:6)

                 Hey people, diarrhea is normal. There's nothing dirty to write about it. So forgive me.

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

~The Supremacy~

                    When we first came to this planet, it was all chaos and disorder. The planet was inhabitated by violent and rigorous creatures , those animals with small brains and big mouths. We came from far ,far away, in a mission to invade planet Earth

              . We thought that the creatures on earth were highly civilized and modern, but we were wrong. They were far behind all other planets we've went, no technology,no buildings, and well, nothing. Just thick forests and dark jungles. We expected that the creatures of planet Earth would fight for their home, but they did nothing but eat each other.    It was all but a waste to bring together all the battalions and artillery, because a fight was not needed. The war was already won, this sacred planet was invaded . We decided that we should make this planet a better place to live.
                             Planet Earth had the greenery , the soul that our planet had lost. We, Malayans from the Malay planet had to search for a new planet  to live as our planet  was destroyed in an intergalactic war. The fresh waters, the green leaves and the subtle fields made us confident that Earth was the perfect choice, except that the creatures were so wild, we couldn't even sleep a night.

                    Together we fought to exterminate the so-called dinosaurs on earth and bury them deep in the earth's crust. It was easy, since they've got not brains at all; and we used all the technology we had . When we finished the mass murders, new creatures suddenly emerged from the depth of caves and the seas. They had been hiding from the monstrous creatures, deep in taverns, holes and desert hideouts. There were all sorts of creatures, and we were excited for the phenomenon. 

                 Some of the creatures had stripes, some were slimy, they were in all sorts of shapes and colours. We were most surprised when those creatures started to roam around the planet with such enthusiastic manner, they seemed to be hidden from sunshine since ages before. We were fascinated, but suddenly something weird happened. Behind all those new creatures that appeared, a group of aborigines came forth- and they looked exactly like us.

                We were astonished, we went to hundreds of galaxies, none of the aliens looked like us. But these creatures, they looked exactly, -seriously- like us. We approached the earthlings and tried to investigate them, but they spoke no language, just weird sounds,  non-intelligible voices. The only difference between us , Malayans and the earthlings was that we were all of one colour, the typical malay brown, but they were black, white, yellow, blue and green.

             We assumed that the earthlings were completely uncivilized because of the monstrous dinosaurs that ruled the lands. After some time, we proceeded to teach the earthlings of what they need to know- Malay language, survival skills, clothing, food, and technology. We begun from the basics, to the most complicated things, acting human, for example. We were surprised as they were quick learners, they obeyed and accepted the subjects we tried to implement in their minds, and soon, we started to accept them in our community.

                  The adaptation didn't take long, as they really have brains. The earthlings imitated our lifestyle, businesses, matrimony, family, sports, and somehow they improved our way of life to better standards. They started to occupy places in our markets; those aborigines, and lived with us on our lands . At first, this was a good development, but we failed to expect the unexpected.

           We built  cities, houses, pyramids on planet Earth, but then, poof! They created nations and skyscrapers. Wait , this wasn't part of the plan. Earthlings reproduced at a very  high rate, their amount quadripled each year. Our existence was threatened! We taught them of civilization, and now they are doing better than we did. This is unfair! We need to protect the Malay supremacy, our rightful rights on this land, as we ourselves developed this planet. Those earthlings are a weak race, we are the origins ! They might have forgotten our history, our strength and intelligence, but we never did.  Malay Supremacy! Malay Supremacy! We have to fight for our strength upon them!

Malay Supremacy!

What the hell?

            Dear people, the adventure above never happened. What, Malay supremacy? Are you kidding me? If  that short tale ever happened, then perhaps we can declare our supremacy, but nay, no, we can't. We are all humans of the same origin, weak creatures which loved and killed each other. So why bother with the supremacy? What's our reasons?

            Racism does not give you salvation in the  Hereafter. If you are weak and poor, there's no use to blame other races, you are lazy, weak, and yes, lazy. You shall have no rights upon things that you didn't work for.

"Human beings, We created you all from a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another. Verily the noblest of you in the sight of Allah is the most God-fearing of you. Surely Allah is All-Knowing, All-Aware." (Al-Hujurat :13)

          If there is no basis for the so-called Malay Supremacy, then , are there any reasons to fight for it? Come on people, this race-based fight is useless, there is no profit for it, but endless quarrels and dissatisfactions. Be honest to ourselves.